And the title says it all, this entire post is dedicated to the world's biggest egoistical bitch of all time (well, in my opinion at least).

Why is SHE so deserving of this title? Come, let us go through the many factors that make her worthy of such an epic title.

1. SHE's so awesomely, brilliantly smart!
2. SHE shines sooo much in our class that we are just so blinded by Her.
3. SHE loves our teachers so much that it clearlly shows!
4. SHE loves us classmates SO MUCH that every time we ask her for help, she is so freaking ENTHUSIATIC! She replies in such loving and caring tones that makes us all fall in love with her even more than we alrady have...

Enough with the sarcasm. I need to rant now.

Screw her! I mean, if she's so freaking brilliant, why the hell is she still in our class? If she can complain about US and how we are so freaking SLOW that we stunt her progress, if she is SO unhappy about our class progress, then MOVE! CHANGE classes!
Do you think that we WANT you??
Go for all I care!

I mean who needs a classmates who says:
"my efficiency is low enuf.. but my bio cls's efficiency is even lower = =..
we r given an hr for a few CE enzymes questions which shud be done in 30 min for a f3 student = =....
(n i was wondering y my clsmates can work so "fast".. @@).. n i was sitting hea, doing nth for more than 30min,, - -"
~switch classes for all I care since you're such a freaking genius.~

or does any teacher need a student who says:
"omg.. my cs tutor is 100% bakchi!!..
i was doing too fast, and then i asked if i shud start working on the next exercise. but then he said.. um... how if you try out the optional tasks (which he doesnt even intended to make us do it).. i was.. = =..ok..he said.."its always gd to challenge yourself.... fine..
ok.. when i do it.. i asked him how to do a certain part.. first he ignored me... n when its da 2nd time tht i finish my assigned work, i asked hiim again.. n then he tried for a moment n said.. ok then.. u dun nid to do it... (cox he doesnt no how to teach me XD)"
~since you're soo smart, why don't you just quit school? he's a better teacher than YOU, that's for sure.~

and why egoistical? because:
"i tried to shine in class.. i can never scored full marks for mo liu tests.."
~Since the tests are so mo liu and useless, then it should be SIMPLE for you! Why are some of your scores the same as mine?
and shine? no, my dear, not the right vocabulary. The appropriate word should be SUCK-UP to teachers, LIE in assignments and test scores and SHOW OFF to others who have language problems. ~

So ding ding ding, we have a winner. Enter the bitch, CAY.

~Mel